Monday, June 22, 2009

Julia Funnies

So Julia cracked me up again today.

First, this morning, we discussed lifeguards, as she is taking swimming lessons.

J- "Mom - why don't the lifeguards (at swim school) carry those little boards?"

Me - "Well, all of them are right there with you - they don't need them like when we're at the ocean."

J- "Yeah. Drowning at the sea would be really harsh for kids. First, because you'd get salt in your eyes, and second, because you'd drown. "

Then, this evening, Julia went to the bathroom in McDonalds and came out with an incredulous look on her face.
"That was a creepy bathroom. It was creeky and made all kinds of noises. And do you know what I saw in the toilets when I went in there?!?"
(Of course ...I'm caught with the reality that I really don't want to know, but she is so eagerly anticipating my reaction, I have to say "What?")
"One toilet was full of toilet paper - and I mean FULL!! Another was all yucky and there was a sign that says 'We're proud of our restrooms!' .......I don't think they could really be proud of that, do you?"